Day 4.2

Pigeons replaced by trace.

Windy day.

I blame wind on continuously losing to Alpha.

It was different.

8 on the field instead of 6.

A different Kappa.

No Step and Repeat.

Sisyphus = 2 Completions = Double Gesture Fireworks.

Phi out until never.

Day 3.2

44 = Completion = Gesture Fireworks = Never-Ending Hopeless Repetition.

Consolation tournament began.

I made it up.

1 - 0: Win, Alpha.

1 - 0: Win, Beta.

0 - 1: Loss, Tau.

Clapping and cheering for Sisyphus.

He can have it.

I have the winning record in my consolation tournament.

Pigeon pecking. Pecking pigeon.

Phi picking pigeon.

New team name:

Phi Picking Pigeon.

Day 3

Playoffs day.

0 - 1: Loss, Delta.

0 - 1: Loss, Beta.

0 - 1: Loss, Tau.

Triple elimination. I'm out.

Because no hope exists in Hell.

I can't be hopeful for next year's tournament.

I guess I will focus on my FML: Fantasy Minion League.

I started a Minion circle and Alpha and Tau didn't listen.

We went and did it anyway.

The doggy was cute and tiny.

Somemone said on her phone:

"I'm watching this weird thing."

Indeed.

Day 2.2

Delta, Sphere, Tau, Phi, Nothing, Nothing, Zeta and then Sphere.

Began our Minion circle in that order.

Epic battle with Beta.

I lost.

Tight match with Tau.

I think I won.

Tau will say differently.

Sphere screamed for attention twice.

Woman in yellow pants and purple kept cataloging. 

Or texting.

No one will really ever know.

Day 2

0 - 1: Loss, Zeta.

0 - 1: Loss, Beta.

1 - 0: Win, Tau.

1 - 0: Win, Alpha.

Tie (interrupted by Sphere): Kappa

0 - 1: Loss, Gamma.

1 - 0: Win, Delta.

Sphere got a booboo.

Playoffs on Friday.

Day 1

Two pigeons visited.

They were different.

Sisyphus brushed my shoulder. I want to bathe now.

Many pastel shirts.

Salutes need synchronizing.

Day 0

Step and Repeat duty is the pits.

Sphere grazed my arm today. I am still alive.

Well, dead--I am unhurt.

Persephone was pretty today.

She is everyday.

Sisyphus was blue. And a little different.

Welcome

Greetings.

I am Minion Phi.

This is my blog.

My job is to watch Sisyphus push his sphere.

I work for Persephone.

I am one of eight.

Sometimes I don’t remember things about me.

Sometimes I do.

Ask me anything.